Another Wal-Mart Pet Peeve

So, I'm pretty sure that I can't make a pet peeve list for Wal-Mart because I find a new one every trip. However, I have noticed a recurring Wal-Mart problem (and I was never good at science). Am I the only one that gets shocked by Wal-Mart shopping carts? If I don't hold on to the plastic handle, I get continuously shocked. I understand that the plastic handles are shock absorbers, but still, if I hold on to any part of the metal cart, I feel as if I have constant pricking in my hands and arms. Ouch! What is with all the static electricity there?

Oh, and I know that I'm not always dressed to the "nines" (more like the "negative eleventeens") when I go shopping there, but I really hope that on one of my "I just don't care days" that I don't end up on this website:

People of Wal-Mart

Oh, and I really wish we'd gotten a picture of "Santa" on Saturday. Ugh. . . He didn't even know how to wear the beard -- the mouth hole was above his mouth, and his brown hair was hanging out of his cap. Jackson didn't even acknowledge "Santa" even after we were asked if we wanted a "free" picture. Both Matt and I decided that the only way we would consider putting Jackson on that man's lap was if they were to pay us. Even then, it would have been iffy.